Going to the movies is one of the most popular activities that people like to do, but it can also be one of the most annoying and horrifying experiences of your life.
Unless you live in a mansion in Beverly Hills and have your own indoor movie theater, you never know what to expect from the people that will be joining you in the two-or-more-hour experience you’re about to embark on.
So here’s a list of 16 people that you will always see at the movies in Egypt:
1. The Spoiler Alert
They’ve already seen the movie 12 times and will tell you everything about what’s going to happen and ruin the movie for you just because they can!
2. The Raghay
You can barely hear the movie because they just won’t shut up!
3. The Fan Girl
She doesn’t even know what the movie is about and she doesn’t even care, she’s just there because her favorite actor is making a cameo in the movie.
4. The Geek
He’s seen all the sequels, prequels, adaptations and spin-offs, owns all the merchandise of the movie and shows up dressed as one of the characters.
5. The Hopeless Romantic
She obsesses about every single guy that appears in the movie and imagines how they will end up together, living happily ever after.
6. The Couple
They’re on a date and the guy is missing the entire movie because he’s thinking about the perfect time to make a move.
7. The Call Center
This person is apparently very VERY important that they have to make 29 phone calls while the movie is playing.
8. The Information Desk
They are non-stop trivia: “Who’s he?” “Is he in love with her?” “Who’s that again?” “Is he going to die?” “Is that the guy from Titanic?”
9. The Babysitter
She thought it would be a good idea to bring her baby to the movies and have everyone enjoy the baby’s crying orchestra.
10. The Crying Machine
She treats every movie like a Nicholas Sparks movie.
11. The Laughing Machine
They laugh at literally EVERYTHING and anything, even if it’s a Woody Allen comedy.
12. The Unfashionably Late
They show up late to the movie and miss most of the storyline, so they end up being confused for the rest of the movie.
13. The Annoying Bladder
They will get in and out of their seat 18 times, disrupting the entire theater to go to the bathroom.
14. The Pirate Bay
He tries to record the entire movie in the sneakiest way possible to upload it later on the interwebz.
15. The PDA Couple
They sit in the back and have no idea what movie is playing. They’re just there to “express some emotions” …physically.
16. The Lebb Guy
He passes by the me2la and buys a mixture of lebb and sodany before going to the movies and by the end of the movie, he ends up sitting on a huge hill of 2eshr.
By Hady el Hady
