Say something about Shia Labeouf, say he’s a radical.
Yesterday, Shia Labeouf walked up to an SCMPD officer at 4 a.m. and rather drunkenly asked for a cigarette. When Shia Labeouf wasn’t given a cigarette, Shia Labeouf became mad. Angry. Vengeful. So Shia Labeouf became loud and disorderly, using, to quote the police report, “profanities and vulgar language in front of the women and children present.”
I do declare, Shia Labeouf! What sort of shenanigans—or should I say, Shia-nanigans—are these in this here 19th century? Women! And children! Knowing swearwords.
What a radical.
The actor then “ran to a nearby hotel” and tried to get even stevens by continuing his Shia Labeouf disorderly conduct in the lobby. He was duly arrested.
Oh, Shia Labeouf.
The actor, 31, was originally in Savannah to promote his film The Peanut Butter Falcon.
This isn’t the first time cuffs have gone click for Shia Labeouf. Shia Labeouf has been arrested five times in his life, the first at age nine. He published an essay on his experiences for the prison cookbook Prison Ramen.
Anyway, nobody tell SCMPD about Amy Schumer.
