I’ve been a fan of Lindsay Lohan ever since she was a freckled little child who pretended she had an identical twin and Dennis Quaid for a father. I loved her even more when she pretended to be friends with Regina George, as well as when she released her first studio album Speak and all I sang for months was “Over.”
But today is not the day where I fangirl over Queen Lohan, today is the day where I talk about one of my favorite theories. What’s that? Lindsay Lohan is a secret Muslim.
It all started when she was spotted in 2015 carrying a copy of the Quran on her first day of community service in Brooklyn
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Anyone could be interested in one of God’s books, right? But then it went further. She really, really wants to learn Arabic
Via Lindsay Lohan
And she didn’t care if she looked a little dumb during the process
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Lohan thought the Arabic words said “You’re beautiful,” when they really said “You’re a donkey.” Someone needs to fire their Arabic tutor.
Then there was that time she basically told The Sun that she’s on the verge of converting into Islam
Via Perez Hilton
Or when she talked Arabic and only Arabic in the streets of London
She says “khalas” and “bas” (two words that mean enough) like a pro.
Or when she said Islam was her “belief” (2:10) in this interview and defended herself for being attacked over carrying a Quran
Basically just watch this whole interview!
Or better yet when she tweeted about going to Saudi Arabia, Madina to be exact!
Via Lindsay Lohan
I know she LOVES going to Turkey
Like A Lot!
She has taken a big interest in Syrians and refugee camps (which is amazing)
There was that touching moment where she told everyone about they very inspiring story of Heya
But then there was also that time she turned this towel into a veil
She opened a nightclub in Athens that’s sole purpose is to help refugees
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